EXTRACT
Scene: A pet store. The Shop Owner is standing behind the counter. The shop bell rings loudly and Customer 1 walks inside.
SHOP OWNER. Hello and welcome to my pet store. How can I help you today? CUSTOMER 1. Well I was wondering if you had any Quoggy Wrigglers?
SHOP OWNER. Quoggy Wrigglers?
CUSTOMER 1. Yes, that’s right. Quoggy Wrigglers.
SHOP OWNER. What on earth is a Quoggy Wriggler?
CUSTOMER 1. Surely you must have heard of them? They are about 30 centimetres high and covered in fluff.
SHOP OWNER. Are you sure it isn’t a kitten you are thinking of? Or a baby rabbit? CUSTOMER 1. No, it’s nothing like a kitten or a baby rabbit. It’s a Quoggy Wriggler.
